It's Very Zen, You Know.

Just saw a commercial for Bowflex in which a "50-year-old grandmother" (who admitedly looks damn good for her age) called her exercise machine "very zen." Yeah, I'm sure that 6'10" x 7'8" x 3'10" monstronsity that is the Bowflex Ultimate 2 in the middle of your house is, like, totally feng shui.